Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.
We’ve got class.
goddammit so close
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk